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dragginage:

foulserpent:

pacmastermeow:

foulserpent:

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don’t believe such a time ever existed

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this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

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astoriachef:

sinmaster5000:

kamoi:

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Hans Christian Anderson once got a bad review and laid face down in the dirt and cried

Yeah, but not on Twitter.

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skincareroutine:

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god

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anouthereyes:
“catilinas:
“imagine what it must be like to do scholarship on the odyssey when your name is odysseus. big brain move like who is going to disagree w odysseus’ takes on the odyssey. nobody
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supplementes:

amish Lana Del Rey would be like “mmmmhm honey I’m your little corn husk doll *spoons rattling*

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anachronic-cobra:

artemistheartist:

pitviperofdoom:

phantoms-lair:

thorsbian:

thorsbian:

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

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This Is Love 😍😍

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

Do I think, since he’s a stray, everyone of those names was a different name from a different person who would leave food out for him or take care of him in general? Like one lady called him Abraham and another little boy called him delacey and so on?

I love the idea of that and will be making that assumption for the rest of my life

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dammitsammy:

evilkitten3:

dammitsammy:

candyredterezii:

ugh, okay. Unfollowing. I was a fan of him and his friends solving mysteries together but I didn’t know he thought Coolsville sucks.

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Wow ok

i can’t believe you guys both think coolsville sucks

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What is wrong with you

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transxfiles:

killhitleragain:

just a little sex

CC: 

Kermit: Oh, oh, uh… well, fine. Listen, after these messages we’ll be back with a lot of great funny sketches and, and some neat songs… hm, and, and maybe some sex-

Yellow Muppet: What?

Kermit, reassuringly: Hm? Well, just a little sex-

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